NSFW: Problem on the pitch and funny English writing

Uhhh…. this is just funny.  We’ve all seen this happen- well, at least most of us have witnessed a vandal’s work on an athletic field.  Most vandals write their team’s name on an opponent’s field or write something juvenile on the field.  Some, however, draw something you might find in a biology textbook in Oxford.  What’s newsworthy about this you ask?  I would say it’s the story.   I love the English- I just wish they had better teeth.  Follow the link for the picture.  The text from the UK’s Weston Mercury:

LINE-PAINTING jokers have taken a shot at a football club by drawing a giant penis on its pitch.

A phallus with two massive testicles adorned Worle FC’s Station Road ground on Monday morning after the artful pranksters struck.

Worle FC assistant manager Mark Chesney said the club had locked its line painter away for the weekend, so somebody must have brought their own to the ground.

He said: “We reckon it was a jealous player from a rival club and we won’t rest until we find out who.

“To be shafted like this is a bitter pill to swallow, it’s a balls up which may leave our next fixture in doubt.“

After viewing the picture, watch the following video clip from YouTube from the Movie Superbad.  Again… not safe for work!